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EXPERIENCED SAMURAI WANTED FOR THE SHIMIZU CLAN


Recently revitalized samurai clan looking for interested parties to join in our ambition. Before applying, please consult these few specifications--

    5+ years of samurai training
    previous knowledge of swordplay
    alphabetizing a plus
    no reporters
    kira users okay
    healthy sex drive
    willingness to live in a tent
    self-starter but within reason no ideas of usurping power
    interested in making paper!
    65+ okay
    unwavering loyalty
    no fat chicks
    experience serving in the world of Nabari
    experience with cooking for large groups
    experience in life or death situations
    immortals okay (preference to those who immortality is hereditary)
    no quitters
    no crybabies
    no cats
    no MORE owls


If you fit the above, please submit your name here.
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Thank you, Yoite.

I know you were the one who left the taiyaki outside of our tent, because we don't have any other friends, and Yukimi-sempai would never buy me something I liked.

I didn't mind not talking, but I think it was tough for Gau and Raimei.
shimizudan: (12)
This rain is pretty inconvenient since we live outside. Also it's my birthday.
shimizudan: (2)
Two Gaus? I think I had a dream like that once.
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Gau, were you the father? That future looked nice but it's all a little fuzzy now.
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I'm not ready to be a good for nothing uncle.
shimizudan: (11)
Stopped in to pick up bounty, buy better pots and pans. Sandstorm will let up soon enough and we can get back to work.

Is anyone still around we know?
shimizudan: (8)
CAN'T TELL A LIE MEME


It seems like people can't lie, so we might as well take advantage of it. Ask anyone who comments here a weird or personal question and they have to answer it. I don't really mind because I'm an honest person to begin with. Gau is not participating.
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Normally I don't regret things, but maybe that's changing now.

I was released from the hospital about 6 months ago.

I tripped on some of the pots and pans today and bruised my knee.

What have I accomplished by staying alive?
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NEVER HAVE I EVER GAME


This one is easy too.

1.) Someone says something they've never done before.
2.) Everyone who HAS done that thing has to drink.

So if someone said "Never have I ever been a samurai" I would have to drink because I'm a samurai from birth.

I guess children who aren't old enough to drink shouldn't play, but I'm not going to police it.
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I'm not affiliated with any craft groups here, but I noticed other people making posts about hand made things..

Since the weather's been nice I've made a lot of paper.

If anyone would like some, they're welcome to it. The stacks are getting high and they take up a lot of room in the tent. At this rate Gau will have to sleep outside.
shimizudan: (8)
If something asks to lay eggs inside you, what should a person normally say?
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- Chinese Water torture
- Electric shock torture (missing items for this one- car battery? Hmm)
- Straight pins under fingernails
- Tickle torture
- Force feeding (? waste of snacks)
- Waterboarding
- Kneecapping (Favorite)
- Pressure point torture (May need to investigate informative literature)
- Reverse hanging
- Sleep deprivation (takes too long)

I should find the person before I make any decisions though.
shimizudan: (2)
I didn't notice a difference this time.
shimizudan: (5)
I need someone to fix a sword.
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I was going to do this earlier, but it's fitting now.

The FUCK/MARRY/KILL Game

Don't worry, I think it's pretty easy.

1.) You post three people's names.
2.) People choose who out of the three they would have sex with, who they would marry and who they would kill.
3.) They post three different names.

It's more interesting if we do it with people everyone knows, so if you can keep it limited to Desai residents I think we'll have more fun.


Also for Valentines Day, remember I like strawberry chocolate.
shimizudan: (3)
How do I delete a post?
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This is kind of... a weird place, huh? Ah- my name is Raikou and my sister Raimei is here with me too.

We usually don't get to go on school trips, so this is a new experience for us.

Anyway, nice to meet you.
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It would have been helpful to have my sword with me.
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They're letting me leave the hospital now. I'm glad, it wasn't very good camping weather this weekend after all.
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