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EXPERIENCED SAMURAI WANTED FOR THE SHIMIZU CLAN


Recently revitalized samurai clan looking for interested parties to join in our ambition. Before applying, please consult these few specifications--

    5+ years of samurai training
    previous knowledge of swordplay
    alphabetizing a plus
    no reporters
    kira users okay
    healthy sex drive
    willingness to live in a tent
    self-starter but within reason no ideas of usurping power
    interested in making paper!
    65+ okay
    unwavering loyalty
    no fat chicks
    experience serving in the world of Nabari
    experience with cooking for large groups
    experience in life or death situations
    immortals okay (preference to those who immortality is hereditary)
    no quitters
    no crybabies
    no cats
    no MORE owls


If you fit the above, please submit your name here.

Date: 2010-10-01 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
oi, stop talking about that where people can see it! how many times do i gotta tell you?

Date: 2010-10-01 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
stop actin like you don't know what i'm talkin about!

Date: 2010-10-01 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
im gonna say it again but i aint gonna say it again after this

quit talkin bout worlds other than this one

Date: 2010-10-01 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
easy huh?

what you do when you got somebody interested dont interest me. dont care bout that. just dont go advertisin for that world where anybody can see it. dont need idiots just seekin it out

Date: 2010-10-01 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com












but uh, "65+ okay"...?

Date: 2010-10-01 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
"healthy sex drive"

"no cats"

Date: 2010-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
usually comes with the 65+ demographic tho

Date: 2010-10-01 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
that aint th

Date: 2010-10-01 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
oi, what's with that? "no reporters"?

Date: 2010-10-01 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
how the hells that a disqualification

Date: 2010-10-01 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
oi, what about that wouldnt work out!

Date: 2010-10-01 04:21 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-10-01 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
WHAT THE HELL DISQUALIFIES REPORTERS?!

Date: 2010-10-01 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?! JUST CAUSE IVE DONE REPORTING DOESNT MEAN YOU GOTTA PUT IT ON YOUR LIST

Date: 2010-10-02 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com
yeah actually while im thinkin bout it whats this one even mean "alphabetizing a plus"

Date: 2010-10-01 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimizushi.livejournal.com
Five plus years?

Date: 2010-10-01 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimizushi.livejournal.com
Maybe just one year -- or less!! We can always teach them!!

Date: 2010-10-01 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimizushi.livejournal.com
We'd have to teach them anyway!!

Date: 2010-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimizushi.livejournal.com
Thank you!!

Date: 2010-10-01 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimizushi.livejournal.com
and what do you mean by no more owls

Date: 2010-10-01 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shimizushi.livejournal.com
IT ISN'T LIKE THAT IT REALLY ISN'T LIKE THAT

Date: 2010-10-01 03:32 am (UTC)
notjohnsmith: (pic#)
From: [personal profile] notjohnsmith
Even in a city like this, no-one is going to meet that full list of qualifications no matter how you look at it.

Date: 2010-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)
notjohnsmith: (headache)
From: [personal profile] notjohnsmith
Well, it's your funeral recruitment strategy.

Good luck.

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